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I WANT TO GET TF OUT OF HERE
#my cat is on medicated food that the vet SPECIFICALLY said works well ONLY if thats the ONLY thing he eats#and my mom is constantly feeding them other things!!!! stop giving my fucking cat deli meat he needs his fucking medicine CHRIST#she even just has a straight up different brand of cat food that shes starting putting out upstairs so they have some ''variety''#bitch im going to fucking kill you#she feeds him random shit and acts all passive aggressive wheni tell her she's making him puke#GET ME OUT OF HERE#''its not my fault he eats the plants'' get rid of your fucking plants#''i cant help that he begs for treats'' you are a weaker person than me. and also im going to kill you#she feeds her dogs things with garlic and onion constantly and never takes them to the vet and gets confused why they die prematurely#im going to strangle somebody#for legal reasons the threats are a joke#i need to get a punching bag
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(T-shirt for the revolution)
#i made this design and i came up with the let them eat lead phrase a play on let them eat cake and i made a teespring shop just for this#delay deny depose#for legal reasons this is a joke#luigi mangione#delay deny defend#united healthcare#health insurance#brian thompson#ceos#fuck ceos#fuck the system#no more school shootings#only ceo shootings#thats not a threat thats a prediction#eat the rich#let them eat cake#let them eat lead#marie antoinette#bring back the guillotine#kill the billionaires#corporate greed#meet#corporate justice#the adjuster#the claims adjuster#the people's hero#the people's justice#jury nullification#free luigi#freedom of speech
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char do you have any thoughts about the basically confirmed death of it takes two? 😭 or do you think there's still hope

look. i survived the hiatus, alright? and i may have made my peace over time, but there was always a part of me that clung to the fact that they promised a devan wedding. it took five years, but we got it. i have faith. i'm also not expecting it like, next week or something. they're probably busy as hell, and ITT takes time to finish, film, and edit. the game only gets harder, would be my guess. so all of it would take longer. there just isn't time in their schedule for it.
we will get ITT2. even if i have to threaten them during my meet & greet. :]
#for legal reasons the threat is a joke#but fr. i think itll happen. they liked it; we liked it; it did well views wise. there will be another. the only question is when.#dnp#c.text#dan and phil#phan#answered
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I know I’ve been begging for ben to see a therapist for a LONG time but y’all kurt boggs is NOT the fucking therapist you go to fr 😭 I don’t care if he’s the most well-informed on their whole ordeal but it’s not worth it
#😭😭😭#for the love of god stop having this man as a therapist#to be fair he hasn’t been that bad at the actual therapy aspect but this man has made some SERIOUS questionable decisions (for a therapist)#logically I know they don’t know his whole ordeal with selling himself to the devil to be a better writer or whatever that was (semantics)#every time a new character decides he’s a good choice I lose like 10hp#for legal reasons this is a joke… mostly#at least get KURT a therapist 😭 most mental health professionals have one (speaking as someone in mh that has one)#evil#evil cbs#evil paramount#evil series#evil 4.09#evil 4x09#how to build a chatbot#ben shakir#kurt boggs#also that intro threat 😭😭😭 I love them sm#genuinely didn’t skip#mine
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@danielhowell koalas aren't actually that slow :) they're pretty quick when they need to be :) watch your back :) this is a threat :)

#for legal reasons this is not actually a threat its a joke#dnp#phan#phandom#dan and phil#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#dan howell#dan#dan and phil games#phil
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Say it ain't so I will not go get your hand away I'll kill us both
#guinea pigs#wheek wheek#for legal reasons this is a joke#tumblr humor not a real threat#sing with guinea pig
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even if you're a usamerican who couldn't vote today, for whatever reason (maybe you're a minor i don't know your life), don't worry! you can still kill those men.
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i had no idea mob psycho had an arabic dub until you posted about it, now i want to rewatch in arabic
do you know any other anime dubbed in arabic/where to watch it? i always struggle to find ones that aren’t children’s cartoons
ما عرفت ان في نسخة عربية من موب سايكوا ، الحين ودي اشاهده مرة ثانية في العربي. هل تعرف آنمي اخرى مدبلجة في العربي؟ كل ما ابحث القى بس كارتون للاطفال
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The dub is available on Crunchyroll! (only season 1 unfortunately. I tried bothering Crunchyroll several times by saying I want a dubbed season 2 and 3, both on Twitter and on their website, but they havent answered me. I might threaten them by saying I'll kill myself in the Crunchyroll Headquarters if they dont release it or something like that) but if you want another very legal option just DM me and I'll give you the website. I dont wanna link it here because that's how most of these websites end up vanishing
#asks#for legal reasons i will not send threats. it's a joke. so please do not swat my house i have 2 cats and theyre scared of loud noises#you dont want to scare the cute cats...
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common questions for trans men
”is that your real name?” who’s asking?
“are you really a boy?” if you’re a bounty hunter, no
“how did you pick your name?” got it off a pawn shop. next question
“what’s in your pants?” what, are you a fucking cop?
“when did you come out?” i don’t fucking know? but it was definitely after july 8th, 7pm, that dude hiding the body in the ditch was not me
“are you sure it’s not a phase?” this bullet in your skull ain’t gonna be a phase, that’s for sure
#for legal reasons all of this is comedy#it’s all a joke folks. all in good fun :)#trans#transgender#trans pride#transmasc#trans man#trans ftm#comedy#humor#dark humor#tw threats
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errmmm i think yuo are gay...
val when i get you val
#ask fire#ask tag#i know where you live#(for legal reasons this is a joke not a threat they literally live with me)
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(t-shirt for the revolution)
#for legal reasons this is a joke#luigi mangione#the adjuster#corporate greed#meet#corporate justice#jury nullification#free luigi#fuck the system#fuck ceos#no more school shootings#only ceo shootings#eat the rich#let them eat cake#let them eat lead#marie antoinette#bring back the guillotine#kill the billionaires#lol#comedy#revolution#les mis#les miserables#freedom of speech#free speech#hypothetically#do elon next#that's a prediction not a threat#free briana boston#briana boston
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Whoever set off all the canine mon's in my neighborhood and made them howl at 3:58 in the morning, know you're on my hitlist.
#for legal reasons this is a joke#tw death threats#← in a joking way#pkmn irl#rotomblr#pokeblogging#rotumblr#pokemon irl
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Mr. Gaiman really hit us with the “Aziraphale fell first but Crowley fell hardest” with that first s2 scene and we really thought we where safe for the rest of the season fr? I mean i feel like that one’s on us 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
#i mean crowley did fell hardest iykwim…. I’m sorry I’ll see myself out#good omens season 2#good omens 2#good omens#good omens spoilers#good omens 2 spoilers#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#anthony j crowley#aziraphale#oh and btw Amazon#renew good omens#that’s a threat (for legal reasons this is a joke specially cuz the real threat is that what cliffhanger did to me. I’m still not ok#I want compensation. I ant s3 as compensation. for my very extensive emotional distress)
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As per usual when it comes to Psychonauts, I'm losing my mind over trying to figure out the timeline of events.
Like when did Truman meet Bob? He knew him long enough that he was invited to Bob and Helmut's wedding (if I remember correctly there was a figment of Truman in the wedding cake area). How much time passed between when Ford first met Otto and recruited him, and when Lucy left because of what was happening in Grulovia? How many years did the Psychic 7 spend in Green Needle Gulch? What is the order of the remaining Psychic 7 members leaving the Motherlobe, did Cassie leave first or was Bob fired first? Has Truman been the head of the Psychonauts for the entire 20 years the Psychonauts has been around, or was there someone else before him?? (I've got a headcanon post about that incoming one of these nights, I just haven't had a chance to type it outside of Discord). How long ago did Sasha and Milla join and how long was it before they became partners? How long ago did Hollis join? How old was Augustus when he lost his parents and Ford made him believe Lucy was his mom? Was Lucy already a part of the Psychic 7 when Augustus was born, and if so then did Lucy visit to meet her new nephew?
I have so many questions.
#Psychonauts#Psychonauts 2#Cy rambles#Psychonauts rambling#Psychonauts Analysis#I will continue to lose my mind over all the random details of this franchise#This is a threat (for legal reasons this is a joke)
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I SEE ALL OF YOU THERE
we should write cute sweet fluffy things
#this is not a request it is a threat WRITE SHIPPY FLUFF W ME 🔪🔪🔪#for legal reasons that is a joke#┊behind the scenes ═══ ✧ out of character
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helmut marko still singing charles praises even after charles publicly called him out on his bullshit oooooh he wants him so bad
#charles leclerc#f1#never beating the charles stanclub racing allegations over there at rbr#“charles was rbr's biggest miss” he says#“charles is our biggest threat in austria” he says#“charles is working so hard in quali” he says#we get it#you max and christian want rbr charles more than WE do#for legal reasons this is a joke (partly)#rbr charles#*delphi
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